“When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. ”
“When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. ”
Bob Hope
“I have too much money invested in sweaters.”
Bob Hope“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.”
Bob Hope“I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.”
Bob Hope“I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.”
Bob Hope“If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.”
Bob Hope“You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
Bob Hope“The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.”
Bob Hope“When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.”
Bob Hope“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.”
Bob Hope“I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.”
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