“When you are a child at home alone, you’re afraid someone might come; when you are old and at home alone, you’re afraid no one will come.”

“When stupidity knocks at the door, it is stupidity that opens it.”

“A criminal always returns home.”

“Good morning, nightmare!”

“There are 31.536.000 seconds in a year. I am counting down every second.”

“I don't represent anyone's opinion. Not even my own. I'm neutral.”

“To err is human. To count other people's errors is humane”

“Stop the poverty! Where do they think they are going?!”

“My affection for you is not my problem.”

“I have nothing to lose. I keep all my valuables in a safe.”

“Water flows, but never changes. It's always H2O.”