“When you open yourself up to people, you show them where to put the knife in.”

“Lying in small doses makes a good storyteller great.”

“The problem with taxation is that authors can't write off whiskey as a business expense.”

“There are bad people out there, Jimmy. I don’t know if you’ve seen them… they walk around like they’re lost. And they make people sick by hurting them. That’s why we stay inside.”

“When you open yourself up to people, you show them where to put the knife in.”

“The pursuit of happiness seems worthwhile only because of the chase. You love it only if you don’t realize you’re never going to catch up.”

“Nobody's innocent... but that doesn't reset the bar on guilt.”