“Why do born-again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first time?”

“No nice men are good at getting taxis.”

“Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for it.”

“From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.”

“Laugh and the world laughs with you snore and you sleep alone.”

“Why do born-again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first time?”