“Why don't you get a haircut you look like a chrysanthemum.”

“Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.”

“Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.”

“Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.”

“Flowers are happy things.”

“It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.”

“To find a man's true character, play golf with him.”

“It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.”

“The butler entered the room a solemn procession of one.”

“Why don't you get a haircut you look like a chrysanthemum.”

“He looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say "when."”