“Women are complicated and messy and we are certainly not perfect, but we are funny and challenging and kind, and I wouldn't change a thing”

“Somebody ripped their pants open at my wedding, dipping my mother. My mother is not a lady who throws herself into a dip that often, so I don't think he thought she was really going to do it.”

“It's funny as I get older I'm reverting to my roots - I want to plant stuff.”

“I refuse to give energy to the negative. I've got a great fella and two great little girls.”

“I should be learning another language and working out more, but I'm just always saying, 'Ah, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.'”

“There was a three-year chunk as a teen where I should have been tranquilized and put in a cage.”

“Famous doesn't mean anything. Just because people know my face doesn't mean they know us or that it makes us any more interesting or better.”

“Women are complicated and messy and we are certainly not perfect, but we are funny and challenging and kind, and I wouldn't change a thing”