“Wow, someone woke up on the wrong side of the Midol.”

“He looked at me with serious eyes, but not the kind that made me wonder what I’d done wrong. The kind that made me wonder what I’d done right.”

“Wow, someone woke up on the wrong side of the Midol.”

“What's even more messed up than funerals, is the way people treat you after the funeral. Like you're diseased or something.”