“You are about to have your first experience with a Greek lunch. I will kill you if you pretend to like it.”

“And when I stand in the receiving linelike Jackie Kennedywithout the pillbox hat,if Jackie were fat and had taken enough Klonopinto still an ox,and you w”

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“Can anyone understand how it is to have lived in the White House and then, suddenly, to be living alone as the President's widow?”

“I don't think there are any men who are faithful to their wives.”

“I want to live my life, not record it.”

“One must not let oneself be overwhelmed by sadness.”

“You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat.”

“I don't understand it. Jack will spend any amount of money to buy votes but he balks at investing a thousand dollars in a beautiful painting.”

“You are about to have your first experience with a Greek lunch. I will kill you if you pretend to like it.”

“I think the best thing I can do is to be a distraction. A husband lives and breathes his work all day long. If he comes home to more table thumping, how can the poor man ever relax?”