“You are in training, and therefore your personal taste and opinions are not to be trusted until they are fully and reliably shaped - by me.”
Katie Crouch and Grady Hendrix“Every nerve in my body says to run after Thaddeus and tell him everything. But I know there's no way he can know the truth.”
Katie Crouch and Grady Hendrix, The White Glove War“You are in training, and therefore your personal taste and opinions are not to be trusted until they are fully and reliably shaped - by me.”
Katie Crouch and Grady Hendrix, The White Glove War“As a Magnolia, you are always onstage.”
Katie Crouch and Grady Hendrix, The White Glove War“...[D]espite the concoction's disgusting lecture, it's cleared every blemish from my face, as promised. I am a Buzzard-created beauty, head to toe.”
Katie Crouch and Grady Hendrix, The White Glove War“[M]y grandmother...had always complained that our house didn't have a profile that was "significant enough.”
Katie Crouch and Grady Hendrix, The White Glove War“I'm named after my great grand-mother...while you've never heard of her, in my mind she's practically a celebrity.”
Katie Crouch and Grady Hendrix, The White Glove War“It's been my Buckingham Palace, my White House, my Taj Mahal, so coming here today as a real member is - well, it's a big deal.”
Katie Crouch and Grady Hendrix, The White Glove War“The fact is I'm in a serious jam.”
Katie Crouch and Grady Hendrix, The White Glove War“...while you've never heard of her, in my mind she's practically a celebrity.”
Katie Crouch and Grady Hendrix, The White Glove War“[W]hat should I have done? Gather dirt in my purse?”
Katie Crouch and Grady Hendrix, The White Glove War