“You can't wait around for something to become good, it either is, or isn't.”

“But one of the big lessons I have learned from my journey is you can't please everyone, so don't try.”

“But remember, Kacey has a temper and she's crazy protective of you so if you need bail money, let me know.”

“Is she worth it though?" he asked and she shrugged."That's up to you to decide. Either way, I support you, love you, and will stand beside you," she whispered against his lips. "And when you're ready, I'll Spartan kick her in the face.”

“But I didn't even make you work for it. I just jumped you like a cat in heat.”

“Letting her head hang, all she could do was think what a freaking mess she had gotten herself into.And not even Ben & Jerry's could get her out of this.”

“I won't sugarcoat shit. You're tiptoeing on the line between batshit crazy and sane.”

“Hey Audrey,I am watching you de-clutter your house,do you need help?”

“You can't wait around for something to become good, it either is, or isn't.”

“When I introduced you to Mary Ann, I wanted to call you my girlfriend, Elli,” he looked up at her to see her eyes were wide, “I’ve never had a girlfriend, so I’m not sure if I’ll do the boyfriend/girlfriend thing right, but the thought of you being with someone else, or me with someone else, actually hurts my gut, so I guess what I’m trying to say is,” he took a deep breath, this was huge, and he thought he sounded stupid but with the way her eyes were glazing over, maybe he was doing this right. “I was wondering if you wanted to be my girlfriend.” She smiled at him lovingly, cupping his face in her hands.“Are you sure? I’m kinda crazy.” He laughed, kissing her palm.“I’m sure.”“Then, yes, Shea, I would love to be your girlfriend.”

“I was trying to get over you! And it didn’t work. I was meant to walk on this earth with only you, I was meant to give only you every piece of me. I don’t want anyone but you. I love you.”