“You got a gun, you don't have to work out.”

“You got a gun, you don't have to work out.”

“I have no idea what my best material is. Different people like different things. I'll say this: The political stuff gets the press, but the relationship jokes sell all the seats.”

“You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.”

“President of the United States is you know, our boss, so you know, the President and the First Lady are kinda like the Mom and the Dad of the country. And when your Dad says something you listen.”

“The thing that surprised me the most is just how much money women that weren't rich were paying for their hair. When you're in a beauty parlor in Harlem next to abandoned buildings and somebody's paying five grand for a weave, that's a bit much.”

“I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.”

“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”

“I love being famous. It's almost like being white.”

“Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.”

“There's some downsides to being famous, which are not even worth mentioning. But to combat the bad sides of being famous, you really should take advantage of the good sides. The good sides are, you can use that fame to get projects you might not normally get.”