“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.”
Tommy Cooper“Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!”
Tommy Cooper“It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.”
Tommy Cooper“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.”
Tommy Cooper“The big stars I felt a kinship with were never the romantic leads. It wasn't Steve McQueen or Robert Redford - it was people like Walter Matthau and Anthony Quinn. My big hero was Tommy Cooper.”
Alfred Molina