“You know, surprisingly, they don't sell a lot of brains in the local 24-hour grocery store around the corner from my house.”

“The website didn't say how much brains--or even how many--I should eat, only that I should eat them in 48 hours OR ELSE. Why doesn't anyone pay attention to details anymore? Would it be so hard to add a simple line like, BTW, Maddy, 3 pounds of brains per week is plenty?Seriously, am I the first new zombie ever to ask?”

“You know, surprisingly, they don't sell a lot of brains in the local 24-hour grocery store around the corner from my house.”