“You men deserve whatever rabbit-boiling scenario dating crazy women gets you.”

“It's usually our opposites who complement us best, because they're the only ones who can balance us out.”

“Tequila makes me dream up things like dance battles.”

“You men deserve whatever rabbit-boiling scenario dating crazy women gets you.”

“People treat you with as much, or as little respect as you allow them to.”

“I've even purposely looked for stories full of exactly this kind of angst, because I love the emotion behind it so much.”

“No one can sad listening to Frankie Valli.”