“You wake up in the morning and you look at your old spoon, and you say to yourself, 'Mick, it's time to get yourself a new spoon.' And you do.”

“The only performance that makes it, that makes it all the way is the one that achieves madness.”

“The guy thought he was Mick Jagger. I felt bad for him.”

“I once asked him why he smoked the world's most expensive cigarette, and he told me it was because he was a man of wealth and taste, at least according to Mick Jagger.”

“Having money will make you look enticing to women even if you are not a good-looking dude. Don’t believe me, go ask Mick Jagger, Donald Trump, Jay-Z and the rest of the fugly men who have all the money and get all the fine women.”

“I am conservative with a small 'c.' It's possible to be conservative in fiscal policy, and tolerant on moral issues or questions of freedom of expression.”

“Thank you for leaving us alone but giving us enough attention to boost our egos.”

“People get very thoughtful when they are in cars. I no longer care for cars. I don't collect them.”

“Patriotism is an instant reaction that fades away when the war starts.”

“The past is a great place and I don't want to erase it or to regret it, but I don't want to be its prisoner either.”

“You wake up in the morning and you look at your old spoon, and you say to yourself, 'Mick, it's time to get yourself a new spoon.' And you do.”