“You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.”

“The future ain't what it used to be.”

“I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?”

“If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.”

“You can observe a lot by watching.”

“I don't mean to be funny.”

“Even Napoleon had his Watergate.”

“I never said most of the things I said.”

“Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.”

“If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.”

“You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.”