“You're an investigator - can't nobody find stuff out like a woman. Y'all put the police to shame, make the little investigative tricks they show on CSI and Law & Order: SVU look like counting lessons on Sesame Street.”

“Do not ignore you gift. Your gift is the thing you do the absolute BEST with the LEAST amount of effort."~Steve Harvey”

“It never ceases to amaze me how much people talk about relationships, think about them, read about them, ask about them - even get in them without a clue how to move them forward.”

“God lets you be successful because he trusts you that you will do the right thing with it. Now, does he get disappointed often? All the time, because people get there and they forget how they got it.”

“We all think that this relationship thing is a game out here. All I'm saying to women is, 'Okay. If it's a game, here are the rules that we play by.'”

“You've got to be in a bad relationship to really understand what a great one is.”

“I'm not a relationship expert. I'm an expert on manhood.”

“You can take lessons to become almost anything: flying lessons, piano lessons, skydiving lessons, acting lessons, race car driving lessons, singing lessons. But there's no class for comedy. You have to be born with it. God has to give you this gift.”

“Other than my foundation - mentoring programs - everything I do is for money.”

“I'm going to take this God-given gift of being funny, and I'm going to spread it out like peanut butter on everything I do.”

“How can smart women be so stupid about men sometimes? Lack of knowledge. It's what men have kept secret for so long.”