“A golden dragon. Splendid. My life expectancy has just become shorter than a gnome’s todger.”
“A golden dragon. Splendid. My life expectancy has just become shorter than a gnome’s todger.”
Thaddeus White
“Duncan yawned and scratched at a spot on his temple. “According to my reckoning, you shall be punished thusly. Hanged twice, for major theft and unlawfully slaying a beast in the Comte’s forest. Lashed… let me see… four hundred and twenty-seven times for adultery, fornication and minor theft. Lastly, imprisoned for tax evasion and rigging boxing matches for,” the lieutenant paused and totted up the list of offences, “Ninety-six years.”Roger the Goat nodded gravely, and asked, “In what order?”
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