“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”

“Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.”

“Postmen have a legendary aura. A ring at the doorbell may inflame a sense of expectation, suspense, secrecy, hazard or even intrigue. Ringing twice may imply a warning that trouble is on the way or an appeal to make the coast clear. Not all mailmen, though, will ring twice and await an eye-catching Lana Turner, whom they can whisper: "With my brains and your looks, we could go places.” ("The postman always rings twice")”

“A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.”

“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”

“It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because you never know when you'll have to work with them.”

“I have been to lots of partiesand acted perfectly disgracefulbut I never actually collapsedoh Lana Turner we love you get up”