“Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.”

“Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.”

“Postmen have a legendary aura. A ring at the doorbell may inflame a sense of expectation, suspense, secrecy, hazard or even intrigue. Ringing twice may imply a warning that trouble is on the way or an appeal to make the coast clear. Not all mailmen, though, will ring twice and await an eye-catching Lana Turner, whom they can whisper: "With my brains and your looks, we could go places.” ("The postman always rings twice")”

“A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.”

“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”

“It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because you never know when you'll have to work with them.”

“I have been to lots of partiesand acted perfectly disgracefulbut I never actually collapsedoh Lana Turner we love you get up”