“Adding kidney beans to his cottage cheese and pineapple was an act of bravery Dave had not intended.”

“Adding kidney beans to his cottage cheese and pineapple was an act of bravery Dave had not intended.”

“Don't you know a kiss would change the world forever?”

“Dave put a lot of thought into picking out the books his dad would like least.”

“Adding kidney beans to his cottage cheese and pineapple was an act of bravery Dave had not intended.”

“On the porch were the still-smoking remains of long-stemmed roses, evidence that someone angry and passive-aggressive didn't know Peter was out of town.”