“Ah! The English language was a wonderful thing! You could always find the right word. He only wished he could speak the language.”

“Medieval learning was really advanced.”

“What really alarms me about President Bush's 'War on Terrorism' is the grammar. How do you wage war on an abstract noun? How is 'Terrorism' going to surrender? It's well known, in philological circles, that it's very hard for abstract nouns to surrender.”

“Ah! The English language was a wonderful thing! You could always find the right word. He only wished he could speak the language.”