“Any youth which is not misspent is, by definition, misspent.”

“Any youth which is not misspent is, by definition, misspent.”

“If only I had used my powers for good instead of for trivia!”

“What would Munchausen do?”

“The hobgoblin of a little mind may be the genius of a great one.”

“Rain is Nature's way of telling us to go slowly because the roads will soon be wet.”