“Any youth which is not misspent is, by definition, misspent.”

“Any youth which is not misspent is, by definition, misspent.”

“Any youth which is not misspent is, by definition, misspent.”

“If only I had used my powers for good instead of for trivia!”

“What would Munchausen do?”

“The hobgoblin of a little mind may be the genius of a great one.”

“Rain is Nature's way of telling us to go slowly because the roads will soon be wet.”