“As a reformed procrastinator, I'm now getting things done in the first 10 seconds of the last minute.”
Stewart Lee Beck“Is it a lucky break if you get run over by an ambulance?”
Stewart Lee Beck“My partner and I were going to renew our vowels, but the consonants revolted.”
Stewart Lee Beck“I can't seem to recall if I've ever had amnesia before.”
Stewart Lee Beck“As a reformed procrastinator, I'm now getting things done in the first 10 seconds of the last minute.”
Stewart Lee Beck“I'm online, therefore I am.”
Stewart Lee Beck, China Simplified: Language Gymnastics: A springboard into Chinese culture