“My partner and I were going to renew our vowels, but the consonants revolted.”

“Is it a lucky break if you get run over by an ambulance?”

“My partner and I were going to renew our vowels, but the consonants revolted.”

“I can't seem to recall if I've ever had amnesia before.”

“As a reformed procrastinator, I'm now getting things done in the first 10 seconds of the last minute.”

“I'm online, therefore I am.”