“As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven.”

“Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes.”

“While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.”

“The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.”

“Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.”

“Smile, it's free therapy.”

“The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.”

“Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.”

“Action cures fear, inaction creates terror.”

“Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.”

“Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.”