Jacob Braude Quotes

“By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball he can't hit that far.”

“By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball he can't hit that far.”

“speaker: I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. voice in back: Begin at the ninth.”

“There's another advantage in being poor. The doctor will cure you faster.”

“Father reading report card: One thing in your favor - with these grades you couldn't possibly be cheating.”

“she: Before we got married you told me you were well-off. he: I was and I didn't know it.”

“Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over the strings are still attached.”

“Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over the strings are still attached.”

“Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over the strings are still attached.”

“Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over the strings are still attached.”

“Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over the strings are still attached.”