“she: Before we got married you told me you were well-off. he: I was and I didn't know it.”
Jacob Braude“By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball he can't hit that far.”
Jacob Braude“speaker: I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. voice in back: Begin at the ninth.”
Jacob Braude“There's another advantage in being poor. The doctor will cure you faster.”
Jacob Braude“Father reading report card: One thing in your favor - with these grades you couldn't possibly be cheating.”
Jacob Braude“she: Before we got married you told me you were well-off. he: I was and I didn't know it.”
Jacob Braude“Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over the strings are still attached.”
Jacob Braude“Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over the strings are still attached.”
Jacob Braude“Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over the strings are still attached.”
Jacob Braude“Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over the strings are still attached.”
Jacob Braude“Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over the strings are still attached.”
Jacob Braude