J.D. Cunegan Quotes

“Read and write. That's the recipe for being a writer.”

“Why is the Chosen One always a he?”

“By all means, tell the cops about the crazy robot lady with the black leather body suit and the Kill Bill sword. Hope you like straitjackets.”

“Did you seriously just use the word 'loins'?”

“All I know is, a writer ever walks into Homicide looking to shadow someone, I’m shooting them on-sight.”

“So now that you know my truth, let's talk about yours.”

“I fully expect the police to come after me. To which I have just one thing to say: good luck.”

“JD/Dr Cox: The second you start blaming yourself for people's deaths, there's no coming back.”

“I started dating JD Samson from Le Tigre, and suddenly I was listening to more up-tempo music and old dance music, like ESG and Gang of Four, and I thought, 'Wow. This is fun.'”

“But that's life. That's your education. A series of opportunities and missed opportunities. Exams and grades and blue books and blue balls and majors and minors and liberal arts and liberal minds. The scam of it is, no matter how much you paid or how far you traveled, everybody's receipt says pretty much the same damn thing. BA, MBA, JD, PhD, MA, BS.BS. That's all it is, right?”