“Why is the Chosen One always a he?”

“Why is the Chosen One always a he?”

“Read and write. That's the recipe for being a writer.”

“Why is the Chosen One always a he?”

“By all means, tell the cops about the crazy robot lady with the black leather body suit and the Kill Bill sword. Hope you like straitjackets.”

“Did you seriously just use the word 'loins'?”

“All I know is, a writer ever walks into Homicide looking to shadow someone, I’m shooting them on-sight.”

“So now that you know my truth, let's talk about yours.”

“I fully expect the police to come after me. To which I have just one thing to say: good luck.”