Paul Lynde Quotes

“I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.”

“The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.”

“I wish I had the nerve not to tip.”

“I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.”

“Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!”

“If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.”

“I was obsessed with being rich and famous.”

“It is in games that many men discover their paradise.”

“There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before.”

“One of the greatest joys known to man is to take a flight into ignorance in search of knowledge.”