Robert Lynn Asprin Quotes

“I am not a slow writer, I am not a fast writer . . . I am a half-fast writer.”

“I am not a slow writer, I am not a fast writer . . . I am a half-fast writer.”

“When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, 'Cheer up, things could be worse.' And sure enough, they get worse.”

“Numerical superiority is of no consequence. In battle, victory will go to the best tactician."- G. A. Custer”

“We've got an unbeatable team."- Sauron”

“Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior."- Hun, A. T.”

“Everybody needs a career manager."- Lady Macbeth”

“The Dispatcher had played with his phones, calling from one to the other. Then he put them all down and announced that he had them on "hold," a curious expression since it was the first time in half an hour he hadn't been holding one.”

“Don't pick up hitchhikers!"- D. Adams”

“They never let you live it down. One little mistake!"- Nero”

“To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader."- Capt. Bligh(ret.)”