“Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior."- Hun, A. T.”
Robert Lynn Asprin“I am not a slow writer, I am not a fast writer . . . I am a half-fast writer.”
Robert Lynn Asprin“When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, 'Cheer up, things could be worse.' And sure enough, they get worse.”
Robert Lynn Asprin“Numerical superiority is of no consequence. In battle, victory will go to the best tactician."- G. A. Custer”
Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth Conceptions“We've got an unbeatable team."- Sauron”
Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth Directions“Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior."- Hun, A. T.”
Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth Conceptions“Everybody needs a career manager."- Lady Macbeth”
Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth-ing Persons“The Dispatcher had played with his phones, calling from one to the other. Then he put them all down and announced that he had them on "hold," a curious expression since it was the first time in half an hour he hadn't been holding one.”
Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth-ing Persons“Don't pick up hitchhikers!"- D. Adams”
Robert Lynn Asprin, Myth-ion Improbable“They never let you live it down. One little mistake!"- Nero”
Robert Lynn Asprin, Little Myth Marker“To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader."- Capt. Bligh(ret.)”
Robert Lynn Asprin, Another Fine Myth