Jim Lehrer Quotes

“You want to see an angry person? Let me hear a cell phone go off.”

“Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel peace prize.”

“Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.”

“I've traveled around the country and I read local newspapers and all of that, and it's a sad, sad thing to go from city to city and see the small newspapers and they're tiny. They're tiny not only in size but also in scope.”

“I have great faith in the intelligence of the American viewer and reader to put two and two together and come up with four.”

“Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.”

“It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.”

“I know that thete are people who do not love their fellow man and I hate people like that!”

“It's a sobering thought: When Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.”

“I am never forget the day I first meet the great Lobachevsky.In one word he told me secret of success in mathematics:Plagiarize!Plagiarize!Let no one else's work evade your eyes!Remember why the good Lord made your eyes!So don't shade your eyes,But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize -Only be sure always to call it please 'resea”