“It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.”

“It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.”

“Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel peace prize.”

“Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.”

“Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.”

“It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.”

“I know that thete are people who do not love their fellow man and I hate people like that!”

“It's a sobering thought: When Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.”

“I am never forget the day I first meet the great Lobachevsky.In one word he told me secret of success in mathematics:Plagiarize!Plagiarize!Let no one else's work evade your eyes!Remember why the good Lord made your eyes!So don't shade your eyes,But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize -Only be sure always to call it please 'resea”

“I don’t think this kind of thing [satire] has an impact on the unconverted, frankly. It’s not even preaching to the converted; it’s titillating the converted. I think the people who say we need satire often mean, ‘We need satire of them, not of us.’ I’m fond of quoting Peter Cook, who talked about the satirical Berlin cabarets of the ’30s, which did so much to stop the rise of Hitler and prevent the Second World War.”

“Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.”