“- Be thou not technical with me,/Or else thine input valve may swift receive/a hearty helping of my golden foot.”
Ian Doescher“O Luke, I would not lose thee as I lostDarth Vader. His betrayal made my lifeA bleak and tragic thing. Thy loss untoThe dark would make my death a hellish, coldEternity.”
Ian Doescher“Nay, Nay! Try thou not.But do thou or do thou not, For there is no "try.”
Ian Doescher“Indeed, it may most verily be saidThat only death and taxes certain are.”
Ian Doescher, William Shakespeare's The Phantom of Menace“Impressive, most impressive, worthy lad,Thine Obi-Wan hath taught thee well, and thouHast master'd all thy fears. Now, go! ReleaseThine anger, for thy hate alone can strikeMe down!”
Ian Doescher, William Shakespeare's The Empire Striketh Back“- Be thou not technical with me,/Or else thine input valve may swift receive/a hearty helping of my golden foot.”
Ian Doescher, William Shakespeare's Star Wars: Verily, A New Hope“I do believe—that all the world's a star. Beyond that heav'nly light I shall fly far!" Luke (ACT I, Scene 7)”
Ian Doescher, William Shakespeare's Star Wars: Verily, A New Hope