“Before a marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you`ve said; after marriage, he`ll fall asleep before you finish saying it.”
“Before a marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you`ve said; after marriage, he`ll fall asleep before you finish saying it.”
Helen Rowland
“Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.”
Helen Rowland“Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.”
Helen Rowland“Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.”
Helen Rowland“One man's folly is another man's wife.”
Helen Rowland“Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.”
Helen Rowland“Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.”
Helen Rowland“After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.”
Helen Rowland“A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.”
Helen Rowland“A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.”
Helen Rowland“Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.”
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