“Before I got married I had six theories about raising children; now, I have six children and no theories.”

“Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children now I have six children and no theories.”

“Before I got married I had six theories about raising children; now, I have six children and no theories.”

“All men would be cowards if they durst.”

“How blest was the created stateOf man and woman, ere they fell,Compared to our unhappy fate:We need not fear another hell.”

“A kind of losing loadum is their game,Where the worst writer has the greatest fame.”

“God bless our good and gracious King,Whose promise none relies on;Who never said a foolish thing,Nor ever did a wise one.”

“For Hell and the foul fiend that rulesGod's everlasting fiery jails(Devised by rogues, dreaded by fools),With his grim, grisly dog that keeps the door,Are senseless stories, idle tales,Dreams, whimseys, and no more.”