“Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that.”
Tracy Morgan“Tracy Morgan is subdued. I'm cool. I'm chilled out.”
Tracy Morgan“I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place.”
Tracy Morgan“The most romantic thing I ever did to my woman? I painted her toenails!”
Tracy Morgan“You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing.”
Tracy Morgan“I'm a human being. I feel all emotions. I'm not just happy all the time. Sometimes, I'm sad and feel the blues. Sometimes I even want to feel the blues. Sometimes, you want to feel down.”
Tracy Morgan“Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.”
Tracy Morgan“Bad news travels at the speed of light good news travels like molasses.”
Tracy Morgan“I have my Lucky Charms in the morning, and I feel magical.”
Tracy Morgan“You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker.”
Tracy Morgan“People live too much of their lives on email or the Internet or text messages these days. We're losing all of our communication skills.”
Tracy Morgan