“Fine. If you insist.I'll try Just.One.Nibble. But--I won't enjoy it.”
Lee Wardlaw“Sorry about thesquishy in your shoe. Must'vebeen something I ate.”
Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku“What do you mean "Ewww"?How is my tuna breath worsethan peanut butter?”
Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku“Letmeoutletmeoutletmeoutletmeout.Wait--let me back in!...Letmeinletmeinletmeinletmein.Wait--let me back out!”
Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku“Fine. If you insist.I'll try Just.One.Nibble. But--I won't enjoy it.”
Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku“Your tummy, soft aswarm dough. I knead and knead, thenbake it with a nap.”
Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku“Yawn. String-on-a-stick. Fine. I'll come out and chase itto make you happy.”
Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku“Dogs have hair. Cats, fur.Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr.I say: No contest.”
Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku“I explained it loudand clear. What part of "meow"don't you understand?”
Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku