“What do you mean "Ewww"?How is my tuna breath worsethan peanut butter?”
“What do you mean "Ewww"?How is my tuna breath worsethan peanut butter?”
Lee Wardlaw
“Sorry about thesquishy in your shoe. Must'vebeen something I ate.”
Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku“What do you mean "Ewww"?How is my tuna breath worsethan peanut butter?”
Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku“Letmeoutletmeoutletmeoutletmeout.Wait--let me back in!...Letmeinletmeinletmeinletmein.Wait--let me back out!”
Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku“Fine. If you insist.I'll try Just.One.Nibble. But--I won't enjoy it.”
Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku“Your tummy, soft aswarm dough. I knead and knead, thenbake it with a nap.”
Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku“Yawn. String-on-a-stick. Fine. I'll come out and chase itto make you happy.”
Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku“Dogs have hair. Cats, fur.Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr.I say: No contest.”
Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku“I explained it loudand clear. What part of "meow"don't you understand?”
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