“Happiness isn't something you experience it's something you remember. ”

“Schizophrenia beats dining alone.”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.”

“Happiness isn't something you experience it's something you remember. ”

“Happiness isn't something you experience it's something you remember.”

“I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing other patients.”

“Epigram: a wisecrack that has played Carnegie Hall.”

“I'm a concert pianist. That's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.”

“Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.”

“There is a thin line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”

“I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.”