“Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.”

“Some of the pictures I must say every now and then I just think are going to be funny. When it gets that much, you might as well just pull out all the stops and make it more of a burlesque.”

“The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.”

“Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.”

“Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.”