“He had a bushy unibrow that could house a family of quail.”

“She swore she'd never turn into her P.I. father...but that was before she ran over the body.”

“His overactive charm poured out like a lone drainage pipe after a flash flood.”

“He had a bushy unibrow that could house a family of quail.”

“I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good.”

“People take power trips at the most inopportune times.”