I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze to death.


I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze to death.


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I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!


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I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.


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