“I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. ”
“I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. ”
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“I had a dream about you. You looked like you, but you also looked like a mannequin. And I looked like me, but I also looked like a mannequin. Between the two of us, we were too fake even for Hollywood. And as such, we were forced to reside in Washington DC. ”
Dark Jar Tin Zoo, I Had a Dream About You“I had a dream about you. In my dream I stole all your money, kidnapped your parents, and mailed you mannequin parts spray-painted red in a series of packages that also included ransom notes. Then, towards the end of the dream, the cops surrounded my cave and swarmed in to arrest me. Sweating, my eyes shot open, and I realized it was a dream. “Of course it’s a dream,” I thought. “The cops have no idea where my cave is, and your first package has yet to be delivered.” ”
Dark Jar Tin Zoo, I Had a Dream About You“I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik’s artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that’s all fake heart and no brain is what’s commonly called a “politician,” and must be destroyed. ”
Dark Jar Tin Zoo, I Had a Dream About You“Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down each tree by hugging it until it falls. ”
Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.“I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it’s a 5-point scale, though I asked her on a 1-100 scale. ”
Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.“I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am! ”
Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.“I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze to death. ”
Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.“We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she’d never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts. ”
Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.“She told me she loved me. She told me a lot of things. Some of those things were true, and some of those may or may not have been true. It’s kind of hard to tell, because to be honest, I wasn’t listening. ”
Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.“I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. ”
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