“I don't like him. He makes me laugh. It'll wrinkle my face.”

“When stupidity knocks at the door, it is stupidity that opens it.”

“A criminal always returns home.”

“Good morning, nightmare!”

“There are 31.536.000 seconds in a year. I am counting down every second.”

“I don't represent anyone's opinion. Not even my own. I'm neutral.”

“To err is human. To count other people's errors is humane”

“Stop the poverty! Where do they think they are going?!”

“My affection for you is not my problem.”

“I have nothing to lose. I keep all my valuables in a safe.”

“Water flows, but never changes. It's always H2O.”