“I just called you corny and said you were wearing a green dress. That's, like, the least flirtatious thing anyone's ever ”

“Okay. I've got one. Do you think Pluto should still be considered an actual planet in its own right?""Much better. And yes, I do. I had to memorize the planets when I was in third grade, and it was one of them, and I don't like having to relearn things.”

“I just called you corny and said you were wearing a green dress. That's, like, the least flirtatious thing anyone's ever ”

“No one's family is normal. Normalcy is a lie invented by advertising agencies to make the rest of us feel inferior.”

“He can’t ground her if he’s already killed her,” I pointed out when Juliana quoted this to me. “Well, he can, but it wouldn’t have the same impact.”