“No one's family is normal. Normalcy is a lie invented by advertising agencies to make the rest of us feel inferior.”

“Okay. I've got one. Do you think Pluto should still be considered an actual planet in its own right?""Much better. And yes, I do. I had to memorize the planets when I was in third grade, and it was one of them, and I don't like having to relearn things.”

“I just called you corny and said you were wearing a green dress. That's, like, the least flirtatious thing anyone's ever ”

“No one's family is normal. Normalcy is a lie invented by advertising agencies to make the rest of us feel inferior.”

“He can’t ground her if he’s already killed her,” I pointed out when Juliana quoted this to me. “Well, he can, but it wouldn’t have the same impact.”