“I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home.”
W. C. Fields“I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home. ”
W. C. Fields“If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.”
W. C. Fields“It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.”
W. C. Fields“A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.”
W. C. Fields“Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.”
W. C. Fields“I like children - fried.”
W. C. Fields“Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.”
W. C. Fields“The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.”
W. C. Fields“I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home.”
W. C. Fields“Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.”
W. C. Fields